I write and enjoy writing. It is a way to mash together thoughts and feelings into a narrative that may or may not make sense once it has made its way onto the page. However, enjoyment is not enough. Simple introspection every now and then isn’t the key to becoming better. I require regimen and self-discipline, so that I may evolve as a writer.

Self betterment is always a good flag to rally under. However, if the truth is to be told the real reason for undertaking this journey is recognition. Everyone dreams of toiling and having their efforts recognized. The cadet at boot-camp who impresses the Drill Sergeant, so much that it exposes a soft crack in the hard facade. Well, maybe that will happen. At the very least I will get some push ups in.

Women. I have always believed(with child-like ignorance) that the key to success with the fairer sex comes down to the right words. Yes, yes. How they are spoken matters as well, but I think the core of what is important are the words. A lot of what I write about has to do with relationships and the insanity of them all. The ones that work often look bizarre on paper and the ones that don’t appear picture perfect from the outside. This is not an advice column. Unless you count learning from my mistakes as advice.

Most importantly, this is all about world domination. Why shouldn’t my personal revolution make its mark on the globe? Perhaps, one day as I sit lazily on my platinum throne I will remember this moment and smile at the feeble first steps I took. But, first steps always need to be taken and these may lead to fortune or ruin. Let’s check back in later and see, shall we?

Introspection, world domination, impressing ladies… Hmmm… I think that about covers it. Really, this is for me to write and continue writing. Whatever else comes of it is gravy, friends.